Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
(Robert Butler)
'President Bush says he's really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending 20,000 troops to the sun.'
(David Letterman)
'Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global warming.'
(Jay Leno)
Thanks to youtube - keep up the good work. Say, was that really Neil Diamond? I love that guy. [No, get a grip, John. (Ed.)]
'One minute some impressive figure like Al Gore would be telling me to switch lights off; the next, I would see the Spice Girls appearing at Live Earth, and think, "Well, maybe the human race doesn't deserve anywhere to live".'
(Mark Watson)
Thanks to youtube - was that really George Bush? [I'm afraid it probably was. (Ed.)]
'We [bald men] don't spend all our time shampooing and rinsing our hair. It's one of the many selfless acts we bald men perform every day to make our world a better place. The bald also don't have use for plastic combs, or no hair dryers either so that's gotta save on electricity. Come on. We have got to go bald - all of us. Walking around with a full head of hair is like driving an SUV or dumping toxic sludge into a river. It's irresponsible. Hey, you hair people, shame on you!'
